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January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 6, 2019

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


September 22

Hobbit Day

Bilbo Baggins and his cousin/heir Frodo Baggins both share a birthday on September 22.

by Philoctetes23 March 18, 2019

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


august 22

National kill people day

Kets kill people on august 22

by Gsbenjf April 12, 2018

218πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


November 22

National Grab Ass day!

Girl: Did you just grab my ass?
Boy: It's November 22
Girl: Oh then it's ok

by Saaaaah November 21, 2019

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


22 December

Hug your crush day. Go on, bestieβ˜†

Boy/girl1: Hey can I hug you?
Boy/girl2:Oh sure, it’s 22 December anyways, hug your crush day.

by Cookie_monster_b1tch November 3, 2021

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


December 22

you need to know that you're needed wanted missed loved cherished valued appreciated protected believed in awaited

Did you get December 22? I threw it in but they didnt give me a receipt.

by Krkič December 22, 2020

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


April 22

National kiss your crush day

Person 1 can I kiss you
Person 2 no
Person 1 it’s April 22

by 4378 October 23, 2019

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž