The state of being so horny that you want to have sex with someone so hard that you become a single entity, like some snails do when mating
A: How horny are you right now?
B: Fuck, at this point I’m snail horny
This is a call you type out when one of your friends is not in the group chat. You and everyone else in the group chat type SNAIL CALL or a variant of it in hopes that your friend will magically show up during the call. This almost always works and the friend that you wish to see or talk to will show up.
Person 1:no I haven’t texted her today
Person 2: should we do a SNAIL CALL for her?
Person 3: heck yeah we should
Person 1,2 and 3:
SNAIL CALL! SNAIL CALL
Person 4: Ah, I’m here guys. What do y’all want?
A woman that is no longer a couger but still has sex with younger men.
He was so drunk, he fucked a crusty snail and got a STD from the 30's.
A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.
You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!
It’s like a slow bitch. Because you’re a snail meaning you’re slow and you’re a bitch like a bitch yk so like snail bitch .
“yo that guys snail bitch”
“yo that bitch rly do be snailing tho”
“that snail rly do be bitching tho”
A slimy and undesirable person who is far too handsy.
"Did you hear he said you can just grab them by the pussy"
"Ugh, he is such a snail snatcher"