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when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft
John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile
Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.
“These pants give me mush puss.”
When the female is about to finish you quickly pull out an old lollipop and shove it right into her pussy. Then carefully put it into the molding of choice and freeze the lolly for later. Eat and enjoy
John l swear bro, she for real let me pop a mush cycle right after I finished
The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis
The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.
We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.
I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.
the aftermath of hannah’s grandmas car crash where she killed evas grandma
man there was so much poodle mush
A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.
Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.
Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.
That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.
Don't loan that mush artist any money.