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Anonymous Andy

When Andy has sex with you and you don't even know it happened because he is so sneaky and his dick is so tiny.

"WHAT?!?!? I'm pregnant!? I didn't even have sex this month!!!"
"Looks like Anonymous Andy struck again!"

by The Dictator April 29, 2015

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Masochists Anonymous

A 350 step self healing program which works if one attends at least 38 meetings a day for life.

I have no regrets for turning down a blow job from Pamela Anderson. My Masochists Anonymous meeting comes first!

by StuPedasso February 25, 2012

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Baggers anonymous

A group of people (baggers) that sit at the pool all day, baggin' rays. We drink C-Minus', blast dubstep, and fear children.

"I belong to Baggers Anonymous. Hi, my name is "____" and I'm a bagger. I've been baggin' rays for 15 years."

by baggers anonymous September 12, 2013

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Garboholics Anonymous

One is said to be a "garboholic" or more specifically, a member of "garboholics anonymous"(noun) if he or she exhibits traits of a rookie/bad kid/idiot/dumbass. "Garboholics anonymous"(adj) can also be used to describe a subject's the garbage qualities and inferiority.

"Holy shit kid, you are so fucking bad! I took the liberty of booking you a one way ticket to garboholics anonymous."
"Dude, my BR has "garboholics anonymous" written all over it, I can't get a fucking headshot."
"Dude, these BKs are getting scooped so hard, they're strait up garboholics anonymous."
"I can't believe it, what a huge load of bull shit, this game is nothing but garboholics anonymous."

by ScoopTheLoop October 28, 2013

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Rapists anonymous

A group rapists go to quit being rapists.

Girl-He raped me, the guy sitting across from me.
Rapist 1-I've been coming to groups, I haven't raped anybody in 2 years.
Rapist 2-2 years? You sick son of a bitch, I've been coming to groups for 10 years now and I've been able to keep my pants on for as long as I've been coming to groups.
Rapist 3-I just took a 12 year old girls virginity the other night, I don't know if I should talk about it since you guys are doing better than me.
Rapist 1 and 2-No we don't judge in Rapists Anonymous.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Triflin' Anonymous

A place where people go to get treatment. Someone who is addicted to triflin' would go here.

You need to go to triflin' Anonymous, because you's a triflinahopholic.

by MissyCrissy May 3, 2009

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anonymous "G"

a term for closet homosexuals

that dude looks like he might be an anonymous "G"

by Jesus Revera May 18, 2007

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