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Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.

You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!

by HCoS JC December 9, 2014


The Shitty Wishbone

Pro-quire a wishbone from a turkey. Ask your girlfriend to break it. If she gets the big half you shit on the small of her back. If she gets the small half deploy a soggy log on the bridge of the left side of her nose and land a punch with the force Popeye in her right eye.

It was the holiday season so i asked my girlfriend to play the shitty wishbone game - she lost - i shat - she cried.

by ChazFay3 November 27, 2010


Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020


Shitty McNitty

A person that is almost always making a bowel movement, especially while at work.

Marty- "Tom has been in the bathroom ten times today!"
Earl- "Yeah, he's a real Shitty McNitty."

by Davy Pockets March 12, 2017


Shitty Mick

describes a bogus situation or a time when things don't work out well or end up poorly.

susane ..."we never made it to the pub, put all my money on a horse and lost it all!"

Seamus ..." ah dude that shitty mick"

by themajormackeral March 4, 2009


Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020


Shitty being

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

by Hey, Blinkin May 25, 2011