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A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served
Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
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I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.
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junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.
I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.
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Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.
Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.
“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”
“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”
Using nude pictures against another person as leverage to get what one desires.
Dude I sent nude pics to Rachel and she's flesh mailing me to make me date her.
A short good way to name a blackmail folder you may have on your computer.
Tom, please do me this favor or I'll show Jane one of your B-mail IMs to Lucy.
When somebody signs you up for free subscriptions or free merchandise of useless nature in order for you to be bothered by telemarketers and religious organizations. The instigator hopes that the person being "joked" will receive numerous garbage, telephone calls and whatever else the company sends such as videos and magazines.
I thought I had a parcel but it turned out to be joke mail that somebody signed me up for. Now they call me all the time.