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a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.
I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.
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The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.
Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!
The feelings of shame and disgust after fapping yourself to orgasm using some form of deviant stimuli to aid in your filthy self-pleasure.
I can’t get myself to nut unless I’m looking at midget granny porn. The fap shame is real. But what am I to do.
I’m straight but my fap shame is lady boy porn.
To be shamed for making a comment, not PC to others, on a meme or post
I said the meme wasn't funny and they meme shamed me to feeling bad. Stop meme shaming me
To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.
Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.
Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.
to shame another person for not respecting the environment
My friend eco-shamed me for not putting my plastic bottle in the recycle bin.