pablo-ing

The act of starting all of your sentences with “lmao” even when 1) no one said anything funny and 2) it’s grammatically incorrect to keep the “l” lowercase if you’re gonna start your sentence with it.

Why is everyone pablo-ing these days? Swear to fuck we gonna all fail english class now

Magikarp-ing

The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.

Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises

It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim

Magikarp-ing a girl -

Have sex until

*about to cum*

Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp

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joe-ing

The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.

Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing

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ADS-ing

Aim Down Sights, when you use the scope or iron sights in an FPS game.

Why are you ADS-ing at this distance bro? Just hip-fire your casual.

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everyone-ing

When you use @everyone excessively in a discord chat.

Stop everyone-ing in this channel!

Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?

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F5-ing

When Reloading, Refreshing, To Refresh, Time of the month, So on so forth(hehe).

"This is taking to long, I'm F5-ing this shit!"

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obstacle-ing

Verb. The act of blocking another from doing something.

"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."

or

"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."

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