Wakey Wines

a place where you get a prime bottle for £100

Susan, I'm going to Wakey Wines to gets some prime

Viking Wine

A "cocktail" made up of roughly 1 part Grape Crush Soda and 1 part vodka or rum. It tastes deliciously strong and warms your cockles with saccarification.

That Viking Wine got me gorram drunk as fuck.

waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

wine bag

Noun.. A person who talks about negative things all the time. Over and over.

I wish some people could be more positive instead of being such a wine bag all the time.

Wine Growers

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".

"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

Wine Fatigue

Sometimes known as the ladies' hangover (although men can get them too), its a classier way of saying you're feeling a bit under the weather after a night of drinking, particularly wine. Appropriate for use in mixed company such as at the office or family gatherings.

Julia, you had a lot to drink last night, are you feeling hungover?

No, I'm fine, just a little wine fatigue.