January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

September 22

Hobbit Day

Bilbo Baggins and his cousin/heir Frodo Baggins both share a birthday on September 22.

august 22

National kill people day

Kets kill people on august 22

22 December

Hug your crush day. Go on, bestie☆

Boy/girl1: Hey can I hug you?
Boy/girl2:Oh sure, it’s 22 December anyways, hug your crush day.

November 22

National Grab Ass day!

Girl: Did you just grab my ass?
Boy: It's November 22
Girl: Oh then it's ok

December 22

you need to know that you're needed wanted missed loved cherished valued appreciated protected believed in awaited

Did you get December 22? I threw it in but they didnt give me a receipt.

April 22

National kiss your crush day

Person 1 can I kiss you
Person 2 no
Person 1 it’s April 22