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Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.
Dwight Schrute: There are forty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five. (sings) Learn your rules. You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep. (makes chomping sound)
Jim: So what's rule 17?
Dwight: WAIT FOR IT!
(The last two sentences were never actually said)
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National shit in a urinal at school day.
Diego: What day is tomorrow?
Autumn: October 17
Diego: Is it anything special?
Autumn: It’s shit in a school urinal day! How could you forget?
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Black cats appreciation day.
Black cats have suffered a lot over the years, being even killed because of superstitions. So on 17 August, you should appreciate them.
It's 17 August, the black cats appreciation day!
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IF YOU SEE ANY JENNA ON october 17 YOU MUST KICK THEM MULTIPLE TIMES
Nation Send your boyfriend a soapy titty pic If you love him day
Give a girl your hoodie/ jacket day
Person A:“hey it’s October 17 you know what that means”
Person B: “okay here”
Give your Boyfriend/Girlfriend a Big hug
Girl:*hugs boyfriend as tight as she can*
Boy*Whats this for?
Girl:It’s December 17!