Mark 23

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.

"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me

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August 23

National take a picture hugging day

“Hey did you know it’s August 23? Let’s take a pic!”

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February 23

If this is today, then kick ass and have fun.

Person 1. “ oh. Today is February 23.” Person 2. *punches person 1 in the face* “oh yeah. It is.”

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23 October

On 23rd of October all the guys are buying food for girls. It doesn't matter if they know the girl or is it a complete stranger. THEY BUY AS MUCH FOOD AS THE LADY ASKS FOR. also girls are mean to guys and the guys are taking care if them like they are fucking queens. PERIOD

-Ok Mark, I woud like 2pizzas, chicken nuggets, some popcorn, ice cream, 7 bars of chocolate..... Obviously u are paying.

-Why?

-Its the 23 October u dumb peace of shit!

-Excuse me, u idiot, buy me some fries
-Emm do I know u?

-No, but Its 23rd of October! Hurry up u stupid dick
-Of course my queen

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23/20

White Trash (WT) A trashy person. A dirty, unkept person
W is the 23rd letter in alphabet
T is the 20th letter in alphabet

"Everyone from that trailer park is so 23/20."

"There are so many 23/20's at that bar"

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23 May

the ''fuck your girfrien'' day?

bf: hey, it s 23 may!
gf: so?
bf: LET'S FUCKK

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Oct 23

National eat chips day

So it Oct 23 and it’s time so eat chips