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National kidnap your white best friend day
Hey hunter it’s September 28
And why do I care?
Because today I can kidnap you
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Hey bro I think I’m about to ask my crush out
Do it bro it’s September 28
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its national we are all gonna die on october 28th day
did you hear that it’s october 28th? you know what that means;we’re all gonna die!
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Eat only pizza day. It's a day to have fun and eat only pizza one of many people's favourite food! AlsO It's not suck a man's dick day like many people believe (don't trust anyone kids). And people born in that day tend to be in love with celebrities that don't even know your existence, oop. People born in that day also have amazing ibfs
- Bruh my friend was born on February 28!
- Omg they are probably so amazing! Even better than pizza (jk no one can be better than pizza ok bye-)
- Oop true
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April 28th is national grab a dick day and it is also national make out day. This is a day where girls all around America grab dick. It is also a day where couples must make out non-stop( don’t be scared to participate, he will like the first one, I promise) ( like fr fr if u wanna do it, do it,)
It’s april 28, grab that dick
It’s april 28, gimme that tounge
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July 28 is National DICK DOWN Day, A wonderful day where a lady/male gets fucked in the booty till oblivion!
Daniel: Happy Dick Down Day IT'S TIME TO FUCK MY BAE!
July 28 is National Dick Down Day.
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person 1: whens your birthday?
person 2: january 28th
person 1: oh you definitely a fat nigga steve
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