December 31

December 31st - A day to go to the boy/girl you like and text, call, or tell them you really like them

Mathew “Hey Jessica! It’s December 31st, so I need to tell you I really really like you..”

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October 31

National Have sex with a ghost day. If you are a single perverted man than this is the lucky day you will always have someone watching your intense boner all day if you do this.

Hey want to October 31 me?

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31-BRAVO

military mos name for a Military Police.

Sue:Whats your MOS?

James: 31-BRAVO

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March 31

the best day because an angel was born. EWAN MCGREGOR

yo today's march 31

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March 31

If you have born on this day, you are born as "Neverland" and you have to stan a girl group (G)I-DLE. Also, your favorite song from them is "HANN."

Random guy: "When were you born?"
Me: "March 31st."
Random guy: "Oh, do you stan (G)I-DLE and are you part of their fandom called Neverland?"
Me: "OF COURSE!"

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January 31

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

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January 31

January 31 is fuck your man day fuck (fe4rzz real good

Yea ima be fucking my man in January 31

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