3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

3rd World

Blood and Crip together

"How them niggas Bloodn & Crippn at the same time? How a Blood and a Crip on the same team?"
"Boy they 3rd World relax"

3rd Place

A nice way to say ‘loser’ or ‘losers’.

Him: Hey guys, we placed 3rd place in our bowling league!
Her: Sounds like you’re a bunch of losers.

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May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

3rd September

People who are born on the 3rd of September seem to be very good looking and has an amazing relationship with the person they are with rn they are so so pretty and caring !!!

Emma: Hey when’s your birthday?

Tina: The 3rd September

Emma: OMG no wonder your so pretty!!

June 3rd

Bad girls were born. Girls who were born on this day are either mean or nice.

A girl is being rude to you.

Turns out they are born on June 3rd so that means she is kinda like a mean girl.

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3rd base

The touching of tongues to private parts

3rd base is Blow jobs; eatin out

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