May 7th

National kiss someone named John day.

Friend 1- "Is that John?"
Friend 2- "Yea."
Friend 1- "Bet, I'm finna kiss him, on the lips. It's May 7th."

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7th December

7th December is National Finger Your Friend Day, If your a boy stick your finger in your guy friends ass and same for girls ever wanted to experiment, today is the day!

OMG guess what you have to do to me TODAY
What?
OMG YOU DONT KNOW ITS THE 7TH DECEMBER

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July 7th

July 7th is National Text Your Sweetheart Day! When this day comes, you should send your man a long, loving message telling them how much you love them.

Girl 1: (texting)
Girl 2: Whatcha doing?
Girl 1: I'm telling my boyfriend how much I love him! Did you forget it's July 7th?
Girl 2: Ohhhh, yeah! That reminds me, I need to text my boyfriend.

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7th Headache

The headache given by watching copious amounts of 7th Heaven.

"When I see their happy faces, smiling back at me..."
"AH! 7th Heaven has been on for the past three hours. I've got such a 7th headache!"

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7th grader

Coming from a current 7th grader

It fucking sucks
So, imma divide by boys and girls sorry non binary

Girls:
they love that sweet sweet gossip and drama, and most of them are vsco girls, k-pop fan girls, trying-to-be-ghetto girls, actual-ghetto girls, the magnet, orchestra asian girls (there’s surprisingly a lot of them at my school), uwu-y, and the ones who lost their virginity. The less common ones are the emos/goths, memey, athletics, preppy, and the NORMAL ones. I am a girl myself and we fight alot and 9/10, they stay at war with each other and never become friends and ruin each other’s lives by rumors/gossip. basically it’s shit. and the 8th/7th grader dudes always wanna bang u.

Boys: they’re too prev honestly (most of them, not all). they always talk about jerking off and boners and sex, etc. i’m friends with some of these boys and they never want to do that with me (so whew). they can be memey, but the dank ones. then there’s the gangster/ghetto ones. they’re the ones who actually fuck girls in school and leave around the used condoms everywhere. nasty actually. and they always act all hood and stuff. then there are the nerds/magnet. they’re WAY less disgusting and they honestly have no interest in sex, just school (yay :D). then the weird ones. they never shut up and they talk about usually concering stuff. the normal ones are slim to none of just existing. but atleast when they fight, they make up with each other in 5 min or less

so yeah, 7th graders kinda suck

i don’t really have an example, sorry, im not good at explaining shit. don’t wanna confuse u guys
7th grader: omg drama is so cool

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7th February

Play games all night with your friends Day!

Example
Girl1:Hey its 7th February today!
Boy1:so what?
Girl2:so what?
Girl1:it means that we need to play games all night!

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September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

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