bishop basher

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.

Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.

Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

worship the bishop

to vigorously strangle the shaft of the male's penis in a fluent up and down motion until the male ejaculates in the name of the lord

are you going to worship the bishop today?

Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

Bishop barrington

Full of the snobbiest lasses in year 11. All they feel the need to do is sit and stare and start on people but when you pipe up to them they say sorry cause they by there self. But when they with there snobby friends they stare give you queer death stares and make sly comments. They think they better than everyone else. Talk down to people. Shout about who they shagged at the weekend but nobody want to know me doll. Also a group of lasses in year 10 they are the nicest people you will ever meet..

Bishop barrington bible bashes they yuck the st.johns lot

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

Bishop Justus

School in South London. You have to take bloody RS for GCSE cos it’s a 'Christian' school even though most of the students sin every second. You’ll either get a kind and good teacher, or the new one who will send half the class out. Most of the time it’s bearable though, although there’s a fair share of wannabe roadmen, chavs and neeks. Most of the girls there smoke weed or any other substance they can get there hands on. The year 7s will either be wannabe roadmen or normal 11 year olds waffling on about Fortnite. Most of the younger years (Year 7-9) will spend their time putting lip gloss on their lips until you get sunburn from the reflection. Tthe selection of potential girlfriends/boyfriends isn't too bad there either. When you don’t want to put a bullet through your skull, it’s quite fun. There’s also bare seagulls that will nick your rubbish and food the second they get. Oh and mind in the corridors when you hear loud footsteps as it’s probably some year 8 wannabe roadman getting rude to a year 11. On the astros you'll either get the girls sitting in the corners or dotted around the edge of the fence, and the boys kicking around a football (be careful not to let your ball trickle into any surrounding areas or it WILL be booted). In conclusion, it has its ups, it has its downs, i’d give it a solid 6/10 because of the students I find don’t worry there are some good ones (same for teachers) but there are also some dogshit ones, so watch out for them.

Boy 1: oi what school do you go?
Boy 2: Bishop Justus
Boy 1: have fun doing RS GCSE

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