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The asshole at the gym that monopolizes multiple pieces of equipment at a time. He has no regard for people waiting. He has his oversized headphones on loud ignoring people purposely that try to get his attention. He'll grunt, sing and drop weights out loud for attention knowingly that he can't hear himself just to annoy everyone around him.
What the fuck! That gym douche is so fucking annoying.
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The extremely hot and ample chested females in a gym that wear pink tops and do squats, behind the neck pulldowns, military shoulder press, butterflies, etc. and cause men to not work out. If she is on the machine near the water fountain, then all the men will go home well-hydrated to their fat ugly wives. Frequently they will have a boyfriend with them with biceps larger than your thighs.
-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
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"Did you hear Johnny is finally quitting the gym this Saturday? Lucky bastard."
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A gym star is someone who works out on a very regular basis but the ONLY workout for vanity purposes ONLY. Their workout consist only of bench presses and curls. No leg workouts for them.
(This type of workout is called he "nightclub workout")
They do not participate in any sports in any capacity. They also do not work out for "health" reasons as well.
They do not compete in Bodybuilding, Powerlifting, Recreation Sports of any sort.
They just simply want to look big and tough when they go out to night clubs,
Stand out at the grocery store and walk around as if they are carrying luggage.
And they hate on ANYONE who is in better shape than they are.
John: "Man....George comes in the gym 7 days a week. Does he compete or anything?"
Mike: No, he is just a gym star. Never played sports in his life.
he just does this to try pick up girls. He does not work nor does he go to school either.
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Defined by the overly aggressive wrist action exhibited whilst mixing a protein drink after a gym session, the Gym Wanker is demonstrating to as larger audience as possible how hard the workout was and how strong the burn
Chris is a proper Gym Wanker, standing in the office after a lunch session getting his shake on...
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A person who has a large flaccid penis who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room.
The guy next to me loves to walk around with his "gym dick"
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In terms of sports, if someone is called a Gym rat it is to be taken positively. Someone who puts in the work more than anyone else to become a better player, is considered a gym rat.
Sports commentator 1: Did you see that jump shot, fundamental skills.
Sports commentator 2: Yeah, hes a gym rat and puts in the work.
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