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Alexander Hamilton

A small angry person who likes to stand on tables

Alexander Hamilton stood on a table to look tall but fell off it instead

by Washingdad May 26, 2020


Alexandra Hamilton

A gender bent version of Alexander Hamilton

H: Pardon me, are you Aaron burr, sir
B: that depends whoโ€™s asking
H: oh well sure sir Iโ€™m alexandra Hamilton Iโ€™m at your service, sir. I have been looking for you
B: Iโ€™m getting nervous

by GucciRang March 1, 2018


Hamilton, Ontario

The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.

Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.

The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.

Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.

He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.

Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.



Motorist passing on the QEW: "speed up, this place stinks like eggy farts."

Fuck you, I'm from Hamilton and I think it's great you bloody snob.

by Dundasian February 6, 2005

172๐Ÿ‘ 153๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hamilton Seesaw

the practice of sexual intercorse with two woman and won man in which the man wears a strap on over his glutanous maximus, and the women bend down, both facing away. The man then moves back in forth like a seesaw, penetrating both women.

Chris Hamilton loved to hamilton seesaw with those two twins on homecoming night.

by THEMAN1234567890 January 20, 2010

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Karlee Hamilton

A Karlee Hamilton is a very beautiful well maned girl.
Any guy is lucky to have a Karlee in your life because she knows the most sweetest things to say to you to cheer u up when your feeling down. And another good thing is she is always positive and thats the best thing to look in a girl.
and NEVER NEVER END IT BECAUSE U WOULD NEVER FIND A BEAUTIFUL NICE GIRL LIKE HER.

BECAUSE I MADE THAT BIG MISTAKE AND IV REGRET IT AND WILL FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
love you and always will. xxxxoooo (-:

beautiful as Karlee Hamilton island Karlee is just a very smart intelligent girl that deserves some right

by D.Wayne.Adams September 10, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alexander Hamilton

The man, The myth ,The legendary founding father without a father

Alexander Hamilton the best founding father in life

by lin1990 March 22, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alexander Hamilton

1. Bastard

2. orphan

3. son of a whore and a scotsman
4. dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean

5. hero
6. scholar
7. $10

8. founding father without a father

9. in charge of a trading charter at 14
10. he will never be satisfied
+1. makes girls helpless

Hamiilton: An American Musical is amazig!! It includes Alexander Hamilton

by ELIZAA HAM April 1, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž