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martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

by nando and nickyd March 04, 2010


Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 08, 2013


Martin Freeman

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.

Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....

by JAWWWWWN February 14, 2012


pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013


martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting September 03, 2017


Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 24, 2019


Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.

"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"

by SwishasNKush December 23, 2011