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martins basement

1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl

1) uh...uh... he loved it...in martins basement

by nando and nickyd March 4, 2010

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Martin Freeman

(noun)-A hedgehog made out of Kittens, Jam and RAGE.

"Man, I really hate Martin Freeman"
"Fuck you, he won a BAFTA"

by The Webthropolgist September 8, 2013

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Martin Freeman

One sexy-ass mofo of a BAMF.
Fuck you, he won a BAFTA!
Often likened to a hedgehog.

Who's that guy made of kittens holding that pot of jam?
Oh that's just Martin Freeman....

by JAWWWWWN February 14, 2012

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pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013


martin males

The calendar everyone needs.

Guy:Hey bro it's New Years, you going to get a new calendar?
Other Guy:No thanks, Martin Males is the only calendar I need.

by pifting September 3, 2017

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Oliver Martin

The biggest rat on earth, he makes who is joe jokes and thinks he is funny.

If you decline this Oliver Martin definition onto Urban Dictionary , you are homosexual.

by UAreABafoon October 24, 2019

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Stemmy Martin

Weed that has a lot of Stems in it. Low grade weed. Another term used instead of "Reggie Bush." Stemmy Martin refers to Hip-Hop artist Remy Martin.

"You got any loud? I don't want any of that Stemmy Martin shit!"

by SwishasNKush December 23, 2011

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