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a euphemism for an S&M dungeon
"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
A priest puts a childs on an upside down cross. Then puts his holy spear down the childs thoat .He proceeds to releases his holy seed on the childs face and ends with a prayer so said child can be forgiven for his sins
Me and the pope had to give the boy a private prayer cause he was not behaving.
The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.
Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?
Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.
There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.
"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"
The sudden merge to the far right lane and slowing from 90 down to 50mph after realizing you've just flown by a policeman. Normally done in the hope that the policeman didn't clock you as you went by and that you won't get a ticket.
Hey - take a prayer brake - you just flew by a cop with his radar out.
prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!
big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep
For when you ask for something in facebook to do something or someone to give you something.
Yesterday I asked for like buttons on comments! Now they do! My facebook prayers have been answered!!