Dirty Yank

Defacating into one’s own hand before jerking himself off, using said defecation as lubricant.

‘I heard Jerry gave himself a dirty yank last night and that’s why he has pink eye.’

Yanks out

1. A response to when a yank thinks that the internet revolves around America.
2. A response to when americans co-opt and bastardize another culture or style of music

Origin:

This meme seems to have originated in the UK/Real Dubstep community to refer to Brostep fans, Americans, and anyone who posts cringe about the topic. However, it seems to have recently spread beyond into wider seppo-bashing comunities online.

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"Bangarang is such a masterpiece. Didn't Skrillex invent dubstep?"

"yanks out"

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"Avalynn is such a pretty name, I think its french. Because I have french blood (along with italian, irish, viking, scotch and german) will it make my ancestors proud?"

"yanks out."

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"Man I was so fucked last night, I think I had, like, 14 ounces of beer"

"Yanks out"

Franklin Yank

First discovered by renown homosexual, Benjamin Franklin. Predominantly used by 1800s homosexuals, involves the use of a kite, a lightning storm and a key to electrocute oneself while furiously masturbating while another man watches. Modern day can substitute a steel butt plug for the key. See also: “Thunder Tug”

Note: in the UK it is commonly referred to as a “Franklin Wank”

Before each show, Joe Rogan likes to blow off steam with a Franklin Yank.

“I can’t sleep without a quick Franklin”

Yank one

To slimply hit something very very hard!

Hey sydney yank one

yank chain

(Verb) To pull a split lower than 1:30.
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)

All I want to do is yank chain, I don't understand all the hype about "boats."

Yank ass

Highly Skilled or Lucky move to win at a contest / game. Able to pull off an action purely by luck.

Did you see him pull that yank ass technique in World of Warcraft? I was sure he was gonna die!

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Yank Moment

A flash of accidental momentary stupidity, forgetfulness, arrogance or ignorance. Normally meant as an attack against Yanks (Americans) aswell. Sometimes refered to as a "Yankee Moment". It is often refered to as a Canadian Slang term of a "Blonde Moment", except a Blonde Moment only means stupidity, not rudeness.

Jim: "Did you hear about the protest in Toronto?"
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."

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