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During anal sex, just before the man orgasms, he sticks his finger up his own ass then shoves it into the unsuspecting girl's mouth, inducing a violent gag reflex, causing her anus to tightly grip the man's shaft for a magical experience.
Michael thought Jill's asshole was too loose to achieve orgasm, so he decided to give her a great big Norwegian hug. Jill wasn't happy after tasting poop on Micheal's finger.
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When two people lean in so far during an endearing hug, their ears connect.
During their goodbye rituals, they gave each other an ear hug.
Awkward moment when two guys are too close when they give each other a hug, resulting in junk to junk contact.
"Did you see John and Jake's junk hug? They were so close that their junk was touching!"
"When you hug your best friend, be sure to leave a little room downstairs - you don't wanna junk hug!"
While waking up next to a girl, you awkwardly ask her for a hurricane hug, then immediately tell her to leave. She leaves completely confused on what it means and eventually realizes she was tossed and turned all night while sleeping.
Hey erin, lets hurricane hug before you leave.
Originated from a Shaw commercial. A fun way to ask for a hug. You open your arms up as if to let someone come in for a hug (this shape resembles the shape of a harbour), and then you use the phrase.
"Awe you poor thing...come on and pull yourself into hug harbour"
It's like those slow motion hugs in movies where they're all running up to each other and there is music playing in the back ground then it ends in a tackle hug with you both falling into one of those colourful ball pit things with cans of silly string and sherbet!
Person 1: I'm feeling really low today :(
Person 2: I think you need an inspirational hug! *pulls out silly string and sherbet. Leads you to a ball pit, and puts inspirational music on in the background*