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When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."
Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?
I don't think so.
*hair falls out*
:o LOOSE HAIRS
The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.
Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.
A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.
That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.
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a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."
Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.
Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!
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Grunge hair is the hairstyle of someone who is into grunge music (such as Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soungarden) and is a proper grunger. Their hairstyle will be long and straggly, perhaps covering a large part of their face.
Tarquin: Wow, you're hair's so messy and cool!
Pablo: Oh, thanks mate.
Tarquin: You must be a grunger with that grunge hair.
Pablo: Yeh, I'm so into grunge. Might as well have the grunge hair too.
Tarquin: Let's go and make fun of some emos!
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a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.
Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.
OR
Can you move it my way a cock hair.
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Pubic hair on the shaft of the penis. Very inconvenient.
Be extra careful when trimming shaft hair as the skin is very sensitive.
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