Random
Source Code
Random
Someone who can't stop wanting the booty
Booty addict: BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY I WANT DA BOOTY, etc.
11👍 2👎
A person who is a junkie for coffee. They get head aches cold sweats, shake and fatigue if they don't get their routine dose of coffee. Coffee gives them a jolt of energy and gives a "happy" buzz
person 1) Hannah was shaking so bad, since she didn't have her coffee
person 2) Yo shes a coffee addict/junkie!
19👍 5👎
Adderall first hit the market in 1996, and it prescribed to treat ADD/ADHD mainly, and also narcolepsy. This medication is HIGHLY addictive, it takes time to develop but happens nonetheless. It is similar to cocaine and methamphetamine, it will give you a powereful sense of euphoria, confidence, improved concentration, motivation, appetite supression, and sleep deprevation. Adderall will give you the ability to stay awake for ridiculously long periods of time, whether you are cramming for exams or partying/raving all night. It works fantastically when used properly, but once you begin to abuse it, your body will literally NEED it just feel "normal". Getting out of bed, going to the bathroom,answering a phone call will eventually become impossible without Adderall. Abusing it very simple, you are able to snort, inject, or smoke it, unlike Vyvanse.One dosage will last you several hours, even up to 8 with Adderall XR. This drug will literally take over your life in ways you could never imagine, music will never sound the same, eating a meal, talking with friends, reading a book, will all become painful chores once Adderall is stopped. Honestly it is a godsend to people with ADHD when used properly, but is so easily abused and addiction prone it really isn't worth it. Over time you will grow tired of Adderall and you will seek out even harder and more dangerous drugs.
Doug: Man the comedown from this Adderall sucks, you got any more?
Bill: Nah man sorry, just sold my last one. Plus I think you've had enough, you haven't slept in like 3 days.
Doug: Well fuck you bitch! Adderall just helps me study and do homework, kiss my ass.
I've got like 3 exams tommorow and a whole book to read on economics! (Fairy appears with a baggie full of Adderall) Wow thanks Adderall fairy! I am sure to graduate high school with academic honors now!
My Adderall Addiction literally ruined my life, i don't sleep or eat, i lost all my friends, and I began smoking Meth.....and yet i can't stop.
58👍 22👎
A title every man gets in his life
I tried to watch TV for 5 minutes, then I got bored, and looked at porn, even though I just did that 10 minutes ago, damn imma porn addict
335👍 155👎
Holden Caulfield. At least thats what he says.
like Holden, you are a giant sex addict.
106👍 46👎
One who is a complete addict to the childish TV show and card game Pokemon. This certain person is so addicted that they will steal money from their parents to get the latest cards/games from Pokemon. They will have downloaded all existing mp3 Pokemon songs into their iPods and rock out to them.
Brother: Shhh don't tell mom i'm taking her money. I need to get the new booster packs!
Sister: You're a pokemon addict...
Brother: Wuz that? I couldn't hear you over my Pokemon songs.
42👍 15👎
someone who looks at porn excessively and even knows names of specific porn stars.
Dez Alston in business class:
Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.
316👍 148👎