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Adult Lifestyle

When you've forgotten how important it is to have fun and be a kid, to play.

Taking life too seriously.

"Bro, all that work has made you a serious, fat, angry , lard ass. Seems like you're living the adult lifestyle"

by emergion June 23, 2016


a Michigan adult

someone who lives in Michigan and is 14 and 8 months old (in Michigan a 14 and 8-month-old can drive and work)

person a: wow they look a little young to be driving and working

person b: don't worry they're a Michigan adult

person a: weird

by thicckiid January 11, 2021


adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017


Underage Adult

A child who is mentally, physically or emotionally mature. Or a grown-up, legally of age who is not physically, emotionally or mentally mature.

I was an underage adult when I asked a 40 year old man for a kiss.

by Netta Y January 11, 2022

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


adult film

Adults 18+ performing in sexual content kind of like porn.

Sam: hey guys last night i was watching Adult Films last night.

Danny: Haha did you have a good time watching it.

Sam: Yup

by LashyLash29 March 12, 2014

135πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


Adult youthism

When an adult's interests, behaviours and manner of expression (i.e. personal traits) are not so much different compared to their adolescence.

Adult youthism should not be confused with simply acting immature or childish. Rather, it is mostly referring to the positive and idiosyncratic aspects of adolescence. It is denoting the ways in which adults challenge (largely unwittingly) typical stereotypes associated with being an adult. For example, a middle-aged adult who still likes to build and collect LEGO sets or is still a fan of kids shows (e.g. spongebob) can be described as adult youthism. Personality-wise, adult youthism can be attributed to an adult who likes to acts silly in naΓ―ves way or is always playful and cheerful.

Adult youthism is something people often lack of. Sometimes the reality and burdens of adult life can make you forget the joy and freedom of being a kid, and the appreciation of the simple things in life.

My friend: So how are things with Claire going?

Me: Oh it's going great. There's something about her that I find very intriguing. She's soooo innocent, and I mean that in a wholesome way! She's never negative about things, only positive. And she's a very open-minded person as well. She also apparently confessed that she still watches Spongebob which is awesome because I low-key still like that show too. Generally she's just such a joyful and wholesome person to be around, she's like the epitome of Adult youthism.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 21, 2020

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Adult breastfeeding

Guys get horny very easily but what really gets them in the mood is a large juicy pair of tits .
Having some nice bozonkas equal no v-card for sure
Men also love having stuff in their mouth so according to my calculations there is no stopping them from sucking on them melons the second they get to second base (sometimes without) .
Adult breastfeeding is simply holding a bare breast squeezing it to make it compact and putting it in mouth. Sometimes it is only sucking on the water balloons aka boobs because they have nipple fetishes and will get mad if they can’t get your nipples to be hard nipples. This can be done with milk if the woman Is with child or dry. This is their favourite type of foreplay in the second base and will get them hard ass fuck (which is what they want to do it’s you). Many women hate this but some will get such a wet pussy they leak . Be careful because many men will chew an ripoff your nipples

Big alpha male pov :
Chad- dude I totally hit it of with Stacy last night
Bogo-what happens

Chad -I got breastfed my her and her huge knokers
Boho-omg

Chad-yeah I stared off by honking her until she moaned then I sucked on her bosom

Bogo-was it big
Chad-38c
Bogo β€”β€”β€”-
Chad-her nipples where still soft so u chewed on them and scared her
Bogo-haha Bogo like big boob
Chad-And then I tried to fit her hole tata in my mouth

Normal female pov :

Stacy:Omg chad kept on calling me mommy and had me adult breastfeeding him
Lara:Eew
Stacy:I know right he kept on squeezing me and screamed honka honka
Lara:omg
Stacy:he screamed get hard as he chewed on my nipples and then he tried to fit the hole tit in his mouth
Lara:and you just let him
Stacy :I tried to push him away when I accidentally touched it penis that was standing up straight and was hard as a rock wen he said "don’t get to exited I will show you my big juicy chick attracting cock tonight in bed β€œ and he played so hard I kept on screaming and he said "uuuih mmmmnnn oooooh god man harder for me moooaaan mooooan oooh uh mmmn”
Lara: eew
Stacy: yeah I’m tacking up jake from enhypen next

by Koooook July 27, 2023

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž