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A sexual act in which the individual positions herself under their partner’s member, and pushes a “radical” “surfer dude” hand position with their thumb and pinky extended, pushing against the “below ballage” region of the penis. Consequently doing that motion while giving their partner a blowjob and making airplane noises simultaneously.
Yoooo that chick just gave me airplane peanuts last night. Craziest. night. of my life.
The liminal space that consists of interior of all airplanes and airports. It is everywhere, and it is nowhere. Time and space work differently there, and you'll never know who you'll run into.
John has been trapped in airplane land for seven hours since his flight got canceled and his itinerary changed.
A codeword the U.S military says when they are pulling out of operation territory and they are air-striking all of the bathrooms.
*clik* Airplane Bathroom!, repeat, Airplane Bathroom!*clik*
verb.
Preparing one's backpack, purse, laptop bag, etc as a carry-on.
I had to airplanize my backpack by taking out sharp objects and putting my liquids in a quart bag.
Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.
Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.
"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."
a condition where a person enters a plane and enteres a strange "psychotic state".
this may lead to various issues such as:
- irattic/uncontrolable movements
- violent outbursts such as yelling, screaming, use of slurs
- physical violence
- entitlement
causes of this condition are currently unknown, but some common theories include:
- Depression
- Drugs
- Being Rich/Famous
- Brainrot
- Karen Syndrome
- Burger King Crown
"dude this guy was freaking tf out on my flight earlier. craziest case of airplane psychosis i've ever seen"
it's a fucking airport what else did you expect
"I explained to my dumbass friend that an airport is an airplane center"