People of color originating from Alabama that partake in the activity of piping there sisters
Bill: what’d do last night Tyrone
Tyrone: well it was real Alabama nigga hours so I tried some Alabama niggas activities
Chris’s grandpa or black people who are born in Alabama
When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
Me and Clem climbed the Alabama mountain last night
An Eiffel Tower but everyone is related.
Me: “Hey Sis, wanna join me and Cletus in the Alabama Tower tonight? Ma can’t because of work”
When she has something stuck in her teeth and the only way to get it out is by rubbing your dick on it.
Marco notices something awry. Marco, "Hey Erin, you got some fucking cilantro stuck in your teeth. You mind if I use my dick to rub it out." Erin, "You mean an Alabama flossing, I thought you'd never ask."
Paper plates, plastic cups/utensils
Let's use the Alabama china so we don't have to wash dishes tonight!
When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.