Random
Source Code
Random
A game where two or more men masterbate on a cracker. The last one to ejaculate on said cracker is forced to eat it.
I had too much stamina, so i was forced to eat the alaskan cracker.
7👍 2👎
An Alaskan firedragon has two definitions:
1. A fire breathing dragon native to Alaska that is claimed to exist by some, while others are skeptical.
2. A sexual act. (See other definitions for "Alaskan firedragon"). However, this sexual act can also be known as an "Alabama firedragon."
1. Dude, check out that Alaskan firedragon flying through the air!
2. I gave my girlfriend an Alaskan firedragon last night
768👍 731👎
Alaskan twins are a set of siblings born by the same mother and father born 9 months apart!!!
Dawn and Terry are “Alaskan Twins”.
9👍 4👎
A sex maneuver where multiple men cum on a girls hair - so much so that it looks like they have a snowy hat
Guy 1: Bro I just gave Sam an Alaskan Tophat with two friends haha
Guy 2: Dude what the fuck
Tying two peoples pubic hair together to transfer crabs from one person to another.
Hey Larry! tonight wanna share crabs? Let’s do the alaskan unibrow.
A sex move, in which a man throws a woman on edge of the bed and thrust his penis in her vagina whilst motorboating her tits.
She had such huge tits I couldn't stop my self from giving her an "alaskan trampoline".
A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.
Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.