alien thangs

least powerful of all the gods

i wanna kill an alien thang

ashy aliens

A NIGGA THAT IS VERY ASHY AND SKINNY BODY THAT CAN'T GET LOTION.

Alfredo is a ashy aliens and ugly asf.

Elle the alien

Elle is a wonderful (in this moment) purple-pink haired alien, Loves Kurt Cobain and Nirvana in general. Elle is the best thing to happen to you , it's an alien that arrived on earth by chance, and encountered an alien observer with blue messy hair. Elle i don't want you to leave this planet, please stay here , we could observe the galaxy on the Earth and listen to riot grrrl music while making punk pins.

- Elle the alien , you're my soul sibling

- The blue haired alien observer

bespectacled alien

When a guy kneels over a woman and places his glasses over his penis then wanks onto her tits.

How'd you break your glasses Adam? Gave her a bespectacled alien and smashed the handle off :-(

Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.

Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"

Alien pain

Alien pain is another word for period cramps since girls are aliens for having periods.

Girl: I’m crying in pain
Boy: why?
Girl: it’s that alien pain

alien grip

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink. (resembles symbol used by captain kirk in star trek)

-So, uh, you give her the alien grip last night?
-Naaaah.