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Environmental Liberation Front (ELF) "vandalism" that is terrorism.
Elf abuse is perpetrated by Ecothugs.
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a stupid Christmas tradition that kids believe is real
parents also move the stupid toy around to make their kids happy
wow mommy its an elf on the shelf!!!!!!
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When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob from behind and you leave a fudge stripe on her forehead.
That chick was blowing that dude from behind and he totally left the keebler elf behind.
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This is an insult. An Elf Bitch is wimpy, An Elf Bitch is just like a normal Bitch but with the added benefit of being an Elf. Having big pointy ears and a bad personality.
Legolas is an Elf Bitch, he is also kind of rude.
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1.a title given to any seemingly stupid or useless occupation.
Person 1: hey i heard you started a business..what do you do?
Person 2: Im a tree climbing consultant
Person 1: (shakes head) Elf School huh
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In Ireland, it's the Irish citizens who work overseas and travel #hometovote in hopes that once they are economically stable they can come back to an Ireland that is the culture they want it to be. For votes on gay marriage and abortion rights they arrive at the last moment, often paying hiked up Ryan Air and Aer Lingus airfares, to fight against the Dark.
The Elf Army: Colm O'Regan twitter 11:04 PM May 21 2015:
The #hometovote is like when you're watching The Hobbit and an army of elves you'd forgotten from earlier in the film arrive over a hill.
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a ugly ugly girl. if you look at her you want to kill yourself by lighting yourself on fire,shoooting your eyes out then cutting your own neck. she is so mean she kicks, kills and eats babys. she is god's worst mistake ever!
geminia elf: look at me i am a complete bitch and sell myself for 5 cents.
Guy:it burns!!!!! it burns!!!!!!!!
gemini elf is like a baby made from a pig and a camel
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