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The act of taking a very heavy shit.
Dude, when I got to my house, I was laying ass like a mother fucker. It was magnificent, I had to quarantine my bathroom.
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Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.
"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"
The act of a loud, rumbling fart.
*fart noise* "oops, just laying a grumbler"
"No one is going to fancy you if you keep laying grumblers!"
Lay Count is the amount of women a particular man has had sex with
Chad 1: Yo Bro did you pull that girl yesterday
Chad 2: Yea, my Lay Count is up to 47 now
Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night
Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood
The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.
Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?
Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.
When you take a dump and it's mostly air.
I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.