anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

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rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

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Puckered Anus

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

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anus cake

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.

I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.

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Heinous Anus

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

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anus agony

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

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slim anus

Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.

You hear me rippin those fart out? It's cause I got a slim anus.

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