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Death anxiety is the phobia of getting murdered. Also known as common sense.
Nikki: You see that guy over there?
Elizabeth: yah he gives me death anxiety
Nikki: doesnt everything?
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common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.
* this is for urinals
Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?
Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.
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(n.) a temporary syndrome, during which one exhibits the symptoms of intermittently and repetitively standing up from the bus stop bench, walking to the curb and occasionally far into the street, and looking far down the approaching roadway only to sit down again immediately thereafter. This can lead to the more permanent condition known as Bus Stop Syndrome which is more prevalent for those who remain in a seated position. Those who are particulary adept at Bus Spotting seem to be immune from this syndrome. The syndrome is alleviated when the awaited bus arrives, and may be accompanied by a bus jig. Another known cure for this syndrome is to quickly slam a beer or another alcoholic beverage while waiting.
Jack, seated: Hey man, if you need to get up and dance around, the bathroom's behind the bus stop, not in front of it!
Moe: No, this thing is supposed to come by every 10 minutes and it's been about 25 since I've been here!
Jack: I think you might have a case of Bus Anxiety. You better crack a beer and get that taken care of.
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The fear of being judged, stared at, looked down to and being told you gained/lost weight during Ramadan.
I do not want to go to my family gathering because of Eid anxiety.
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I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
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The sense of growing nervousness as Covid lockdown eases and people are advised to get in to social bubbles
I’ve got real bubbling anxiety about that bbq on Saturday night
When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.
Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.