balls and arse

The alternate phrase used when referring to sexual intercourse when a males testicles slap against the anus of his bitch. This is now commonly used throughout Essex, UK by members of www.b-carz.co.uk and affiliates. Often a hand gesture is done whilst saying balls and arse, this is done in the form of one cupped hand moving up and down laterally.

Danny: Give her some balls and arse, tom
Tom: lol!!!!!!!

Balls and fucking arse baby!!

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pig's arse

1. A lie.
This expression is commonly used in Australia to express disbelief.

"Pig's arse you've got a date with Paris Hilton".

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arse wipe

a.To wipe ones arse, ass, bottom, exterior.
b.Also as a term of insult

a. I have had a poo, I need a good arse wipe
b. Your a complete fucking arse wipe

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Arse Origami

When you wipe your arse and then a piece of toilet paper gets stuck which later proceeds to be folded around then falls out in a peculiar shape similiar to origami.

Dude, i went to the crapper and some arse origami fell out!

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squid arse

When you shit like mad, even worse than explosive diarrhoea

After that curry last night, I’ve got a bad case of squid arse. It is flying out of me

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cant be arsed

Can't be bothered.

I can't be arsed to go out today

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Duck Arse

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

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