No one asked me

Quite possibly the best answer to use when confronted about something you knew about but were not questioned about.

Person 1~You knew Bobby stole my car?
Person 2~Yeah.
Person 1~Why didn't you tell me!? We've been going crazy trying to find out who did it!
Person 2~No one asked me.

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Ask About Me

A phrase said after one achieves something of great importance, greatness or awesomeness to imply just how awesome one really is, therefore prompting other persons to feel obligated to ask others about how awesome you are.

Mike just made a basket from 100ft while blindfolded. Mike says, "Ask About Me!"

Jordan just ripped ass loud as hell. Jordan says, "Ask About Me!"

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the one who asked

me

i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked

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Ask Me Bollix

A term used prodominantly in Dublin to express disapproval/disinterest.
Bollix is the pronunciation of the word "Bollocks", used in Britain as a discription of testeicles.
In Dublin Bollix can be used to describe both testicles or an individual.

See also: "Will you ever fuck off, and ask me fuckin bollix?"

Or

"That fella's only a little fuckin Bollix"

Will you be supporting England in the World cup?

"Ask me Bollix"

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did i ask

a common saying when someone that annoys you tell you something and you say “did i ask”

billy- my parents are getting a divorce
Jackie-did i ask?

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Ask Your Mom

The common yet clever response to use when asked about your sexuality.

Guy #1 - Hey dude, are you gay?

Guy #2 - Ask your mom.

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I Didn't Ask For This

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.

Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

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