August 31

Hatsune Miku's birthday/release date. Hatsune Miku is a synthetic vocal program that can be used to make songs.

Many weebs celebrate her birthday, and hardcore weebs will celebrate it irl.

"Are you free August 31?"
"No, sorry. I have to make a birthday cake for my electronic waifu Miku."

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August 8th

National slap your brother day

hey bro, guess what its august 8th. you know what that means.

August 6

August 6th is National send a titty pic day where you send a titty pic to who ever may ask

Hey it’s August 6th can I have a titty pic?

Sure! It is national send a titty pic day

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29 august

Best person was born in that date

29 august is best date

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August 30

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them

Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "

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august 2

national fuck your girlfriend day

hes lucky its august 2

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August 25

People born on August 25 usually have huge dicks and are exceptionally good and making love. They are also very kind and caring and if dared would do anything

Tim was born in August 25, he must have a big one.

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