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N. Average of points for people you slept with in the past. Standard of measurement conventionally based on level of success attained by ex-lover or level of widespread social status, i.e. fame. Also known by abbreviation FPA.
My fuck point average jumped way up when my ex-lover was named Poet Laureate. Most of my exes barely graduated college.
When Stephanie became Lady Gaga, she did wonders for my FPA!
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An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.
Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
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A fat 9-10 inch dick, nothing less than 8 inches if he's grown.
My ex used to have a little baby dick and I almost thought big feet was just a myth, but he was just a special case that wasn't the average black dick!!!!
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A man with formidable taste in anime who knows quality when he sees it
Ah an average berserk enjoyer. This man must know good anime when he sees it.
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Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!
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As a person who likes gigachad they shall be pleased with eternity of respect and support, however disliking giggachad shall lead you to eternity of hate and suffering by losing all your tik tok followers
"yo gigachad be #1 in all tiktok" -average gigachad enjoyer
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To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".
My car is sicker than your average.
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