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The type of build usually chosen on dating sites by mildly heavy women with beer bellies and thick legs who are being "charitable" with respect to rating their own appearance.
"Dude, I met someone on Match last night. Love handles and a ponch - she listed herself as "body type average." Next time, I have to demand more photos beforehand!"
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An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.
Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
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A fat 9-10 inch dick, nothing less than 8 inches if he's grown.
My ex used to have a little baby dick and I almost thought big feet was just a myth, but he was just a special case that wasn't the average black dick!!!!
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A man with formidable taste in anime who knows quality when he sees it
Ah an average berserk enjoyer. This man must know good anime when he sees it.
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Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!
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As a person who likes gigachad they shall be pleased with eternity of respect and support, however disliking giggachad shall lead you to eternity of hate and suffering by losing all your tik tok followers
"yo gigachad be #1 in all tiktok" -average gigachad enjoyer
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To be better than the average. A little bit better than normal. Originated in Biggie Small's song "Hypnotize".
My car is sicker than your average.
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