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The worst smell you can possibly imagine.
Oh shit! The mystery meat in the cafe smells like open ass. Fuck that, I'm going to the pizza place.
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Opening up...
Everytime she let someone into her mind
...her most sacred place...
She ends up getting hurt.
She craves intimacy. Real love.
Without agendas.
Opening up... Have you ever been able to bare your soul to another person?
...That's real vulnerability.
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A slang term for a Speculum, the tool commonly used to open one's ass hole for object removal, or in rare cases, surgery.
Today students, we will be preforming a simple operation of foreign object removal from the anus. The object we will be removing today is a butt plug. To start we put the patient in the fetal position and insert the can opener. We simply crank the can opener in a clockwise rotation to widen the anus until it is wide enough that the butt plug can simply be removed with tongs. Should the butt plug not easily come out, use some pliers or something. Just whatever you do, DO NOT stick your hand or fingers in there. God knows what else has been in there.
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when the parents are gone for however long and you have the whole house to do whatever
(normally parties are thrown where anyone who wants to go goes)
sandra: "im having an open house this weekend. my parents are going to be in palms springs"
andrew: "cool ill bring the beer and well invite people for a party!!!!!!!!!!!"
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When a married couple decides to open their marriage, hence permitting the other partner to engage in sexual relations or emotional relations with additional partners, male or female. Usually the married couple is considered the "Primary Couple".
Sometimes having an open marriage includes having group sex with other married couples.
Open marriages always try to base their relationship on complete honesty and mutual respect. Open marriages are hard work and both partners must feel comfortable with the situation for it to able to work. Both partners involved in the primary relationship must be very mature and able to control jealousy.
Wilma and Joe are married. Wilma proposes to open their marriage to other sexual partners. Joe agrees.
Wilma starts fucking Gilbert and tells Joe. Joe gets turned on sometimes and jumps in bed with them. Joe in the meantime is also seeing Pablita and Maria and fucks them on a pretty regular basis.
Joe and Wilma have an Open Marriage.
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a sweet "jump" usually done off a diving board, in which one knee is pulled tightly into the chest and the other leg is extended downward. the extended leg enters the water first making the way for the rest of the body. when done correctly an amazing splash should follow. best when done off the high dive. sometimes done with hopes of splashing the lifeguards on chair.
1. that was a fucking mean can opener
2. lifeguard 1: yo, that retarded girl keeps doing can openers off the high dive and im pretty sure shes gonna hit her head.
lifeguard 2: yeah but her splash is amazing.
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When you pour wine into your asshole and let it breathe for 5 minutes then pour it into a glass and drink it as normal. May also be referred to as Browned & Aged Pinot-Noir.
Last night at the wine tasting we did an open barrel! It was amazing!
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