Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

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Bagel Fucker

Someone who fucks bagels (obviously) they insert their penis in the hole

1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"

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Cheesy Bagel

a bagel with baked cheese in it, topped with a sufficient amount of butter for select individuals to use as lubricant for personal masturbation and sexual intercourse; it is also sufficient enough to house any kind of sandwich including a hamburger

"Wow! That blond-haired boy at the Cafe really lubed up well today using that cheesy bagel!! I'm sure he was fully satisfied!"

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throat bagel

When a man wears a button-up shirt that makes his neck flab spill out over the top of his collar, creating at ring of chub.

Dude you need to buy a new dress shirt, you have a total throat bagel.

That shirt looks a little tight around your neck, did you have a throat bagel for breakfast?

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wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

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Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

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cock bagel

A penis that is constantly flacid, bent and twisted under the testicles rendering it unusable at all times.

Ryan and Peter suck eacothers cock bagels.

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