an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
A derogatory insult describing a person akin to that little piece of bread wedged between your mattress and wall which has been giving you cockroaches and other critters.
You cheated on me, you're a mattress baguette.
that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut
You're as thick as a mattress baguette.
Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.
Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.
Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like
Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...
When you randomly buy a baguette and then after a drunken night of inappropriately prodding people in their buttholes and privates with it you let an unsuspecting friend eat it.
I can’t believe Shan ate that rusty baguette this morning! Dude I had that thing in so many butts last night!