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Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.
“Yo, did you see that guy, he’s so big”. “Yeah bro, that’s Big Bail”!
When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.
Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!
Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
It’s something racailles say in the greater area of Montreal, Quebec. It generally means you know what’s going on.
Regina:”is anyone here selling drugs”
Martin”yes tu connais les bails”
Boy am I loaded, said when one can't remember craft (can't remember a f*ing thing)
Bail, please help.
Bails is the sort of kid with a massive shaft and gets bare pussy 25/8! Bails is that leng that none of the gyalls like him because he’s just too fire! :(
‘WOWEEE Bails is peng isnt he girls, I’d love to see his shaft’
‘Oh yeah defo but he’s way TOO peng for all of us’
‘Bails is an absolute pussy magnet’
When Victoria decides not to hang with her friend
Victoria is going to bail on their plans tonight
a slang word commonly used to describe the action of running away, usually from being accused of something.
he was accused so he attempted to bail