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Name of the aircraft carrier that will be name after President Obama in next 30 years or so.
The USS Barack Obama was dispatched to Sea of Japan in 2040 to support a blockade of North Korea during World War 3.
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A Super Hero. A great action figure. Mega Genius. One good looking righteous laid back cool Dude. The greatest President ever to hold the office of the presidency in the entire history of the United States of America
David Banner watched Bill Oreily on Fox News and got angry and then he turned into the Incredible Hulk. The Incredible Hulk while going into a rage over Oreily watched Hannity on the Fox News Channel and grew even more angry that he turned into Chuck Norris. By this time Chuck Norris was really pissed. But when Chuck Norris saw President George W. Bush on the Red Eye of Fox News Chuck Norris went insane pushed there by his fuming red hot wrath. Then Chuck Norris turned into the Incredible Barack Obama. Barack Obama calmed down and relaxed and waved at the people. He's just an awesome dude that stays cool under pressure. He's a super hero. He is the Incredible Barack Obama!
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Barack Obama's last name is....
Friend : What's Barack Obama's last name?
Me : His name is.... 😣➡️😖➡️🤢➡️🤮➡️💀
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When a woman sticks her tit in the dillhole of a man as she lactates and the man semens, causing excruciating pain for the man.
I don't want a fucking barack egg roll, that shit fucking hurts.
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Somewhere an individual or group doesn’t want to be. A bad situation with a potential negative outcome. Not a good place.
"As far as our country is concerned it looks like we are stuck between Barack and a hard place."
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v. to incite radical change; to shatter stereotypes
n. any event that significantly changes the perception of the current situation by inspiring others that change is on the way
Nov 4, 2008, the original Barack-O-Bomb.
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