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A fictional creature that lives aboard naval vessels and whom you send those who are new to the boat to go and stand watch for at 3am.
Airman Wiles was given a bogus watch looking for sea bats when he could have been sleeping as sort of a hazing.
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A fat ass joint/blunt typically filled with a large amount of that sweet ganja good, that green goddess, mary jane, MARIJUANA
Person 1: Yo you tryna smoke?
Person 2: Fo sho roll up a fat bat homie.
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"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)
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Chaminade slang for giving head. Or just saying that somebody sucks folds. Short form: loop it.
eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.
eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!
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A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.
dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.
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A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
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Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"
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