meat bat

A large, floppy dong.

"As I turned my Meat Bat toward Polaris,
A Ray of Light shone down on It from the Heavens,
As if the Gods themselves were in awe of It's large, bulbous nature.
It was still glistening from her Juices,
And pulsating in anticipation of the next Encounter.
And I thought to myself,
All is Good, all is Good."
(Translated from an ancient Aramaic text, thought to have been written circa 600 B.C.)

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loop bat

Chaminade slang for giving head. Or just saying that somebody sucks folds. Short form: loop it.

eg 1. Eric:That girl is a slut, she likes to loop bat all the time.

eg 2. John: I made a huge fumble in the football game.
Alex: You loop bat!

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bat cave

A bat cave is a really disgusting vagina. a Vagina thats a bat cave could be considered really hairy,old,dry,wide,or a whores vagina.

dude i was going to get with this one chick, but she had a total bat cave.

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Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

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football bat

Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats

"Ho-ley shit, Private Snuffy! You lost your rifle??? You are fucked up like a football bat, son!"

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Unleash The Bats

When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.

see: to Rage

Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.

After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.

After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.

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bat master

A term that has it's origins firmly rooted in the English public school system - it refers to one who constantly pleasures himself sexually, often with the aid of others or implements. derived from the term "masterbate"

"When playing soggy biscuit, beware of johnson as he is the Bat Master.."

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