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Whenever someone named Stewart is friends with someone who is Jewish they must be referred to as Stew and the Jew.
Guy: “There goes Stew and the Jew”
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A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?
I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.
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One of the most polite and yet simultaneiously racist people in history
jewish girl: omg Arab guys are attractive. like I dont get why they always are angry at Jews though and they keep calling us racist and just always out to get us ya know? we cant live our lives without getting attacked and oh wait nvm lol
smart jewish girl: hmm I wonder why!
Being a jew is like a living paradox, but not really.
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The people who own all the banks, they are also protected by the US military and cops to the point you can go to jail in most western countries for pointing that out. It’s because Anglos believe to this very day that the Ashkenazim are god’s chosen people that western society is loosing it’s charm. You can spot a Jew by the hooked nose, fragile face, sanpaku eyes, slanted ears, and frequent balding and manletism.
Lewis: We were the bad guys of WWII, no one won that war but the Jews.
Phil: What are you on about Lewis?
Lewis: I know it sounds like a conspiracy theory, but the alied armies left entire cities uninhabitable and all Hitler did was cleanse his continent of a serious shyster problem.
Phil: Gee Lewis, you might be on to something.
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To constantly ask someone to use their stuff or for stuff in general. Verb is: To jew.
“Yo bro can I hit your dab pen? Please man”
“Bro stop being a Jew, your always jewing our shit fuck off”
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dude from Reading called Adnan Younis...drives a black Golf...
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