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Belgian Circle

When a cowboys fan gets a reach around from Tony Homo. Eeeeeeeemagine.

Bro, you were apart of a Belgian Circle last Sunday?

by StillDemBoyz September 23, 2020


Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021


belgian stuffing

Going so balls deep that you literally insert your balls into her.

Oh man, I went so hard last night I accidentally gave her a belgian stuffing.

by Timpster September 5, 2015


Belgian Skiing

Jacking off two people at the same time, in a motion similar to using skiing poles.

Jeffrey was doing some belgian skiing this weekend, both Toby and Alex finished very fast

by Gurdi3 March 30, 2023


Belgian Style

Belgian is a sex act where it involves a very large woman and a very skinny man, the woman is required beforehand to excersize until they are very sweaty. Once occured, the man uses the sweat as lubricant while the woman is is laying down, being slapped constantly until climax.

"I fucked that Belgian Style, then got some eggos for her lazy fat ass"

by x_Mr.Fabulous_x May 26, 2020


Belgian Bagel

Hillary Clinton's dusty butthole.

Chris is a real belgian bagel.

by ragingwaffles October 3, 2021


Belgian Subway

The act of shoving a subway sandwich into the intestines of a partner's anus. Then giving them a unhealthy dose of laxatives and having the partner shit the sandwich either onto bread and eat it, or straight into the mouth of the other partner.

I think we should do the Belgian Subway, my anus is gaping

by ginormoarantouspenis March 27, 2022