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you a bench

when a five year old swears

(in kindergarten)
why Mrs. Kelly did you give me a c- ya know you a bench.

by Yosniel December 22, 2017


bench mate

It refers to the friend or foe that sits with you with a territorial line dividing your and his/her comfort zone. Any violation of the terms with him/her always results in a war.

Jezz man, there's a guy named jack who's my bench mate, and he really doesn't care about my tiffin.

by googoo_cat May 29, 2020


clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021


Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

by El Benche Doctor December 20, 2016


Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013


Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020


Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

by Party bench all day March 26, 2010

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