Bible Twonks

A voyeur squad from @yakisobbed aka (Johnny, Shinwon, Dean, Seulgi, Sehun, Seungjun, Hani, S.coups, Exy, Inseong, Yuto, Ljoe)

Bible Twonks are a group of people from Yakisoba who (really x69) likes to engage in voyeurism.

Members are as follows:

@sobjohnny
@sobksw
@khyuksob
@sobseulgi
@sehunsob
@sobseungjun
@ahysob
@sobcsc
@sobcsj
@sobkxs
@yutosob
@lbhsob

Hairy Bible

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

Bible Thumper

A religious Zealot who pressures people to subscribe to their own religios beliefs, even after the target has said they are not interested. Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses are particularly notorious Bible Thumpers.

a bro: "Hey,there are some Mormon Missionaries at the door to talk to you!"

me: "Damn, I told those Bible Thumper Mormons to go away, where is my Pepper Spray at?"

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Bible study

1. A thinly veiled cover-up for cuddling and otherwise being physically familiar with another, especially when those involved already have significant others.
2. Cuddling, etc., while talking about the Bible.

Sorry the door was the locked. We were having Bible study.

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bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

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bible belt

The Confederecy.

It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.

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bible dumping

The act of using God as an excuse to break up with a significant other.

Carlee: I think God is trying to tell me we just aren't going to work out.

Jessica: I really want to be with you, but God has different plans for me.

Ron: Why is the bible dumping me?

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