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A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.
Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"
Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"
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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"
Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"
After a long, arduous bike ride, when you get back home you are so tired that you fall into a deep sleep
That bike race was so epic, Monica couldn't wait to get home and fall into a bike coma
When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!
Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*
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Or 'Ryan Lee'
Text Messaging someone while riding a bicycle. This act is dangerous but makes you look a bit B.A.
"hey have you ever tried bike textin'?"
"dude you gotta try Bike Textin' i heard its the newest craze!"
"Hey Paige, oh nm im jux Bike Textin'" texted ryan.
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A suspicious fish on a bike.
That is a crazy Cod on Bike!!!
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Motorcycles that have come on the scene due to the shows "American Chopper" & Biker Build off, etc... Big Dog, is a primary supplier of yuppie bikes, or go to any number of "Custom Bike Shop" that have sprung up in the past 2 years. Wonder where they will be 2 years from now. Don't forget the vest & chaps, You won't look cool without them........
He's got a yuppie bike because he doesn't know how to build one of his own.
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1)Fake biker,a froud...a biker wannabe
2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...
"Man i really thought your brother is one bad-ass biker but now i realised he's just a bike poser trying to hit on chiks"
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